It has been a while, i have just realized more than 3 months and so much can happen in 3 months. Let me tell you zis....
Par ou commencer ( how to start...). I have to admit the "dating scene is no longer "partie de ma vie" et be oui since i am still with b boy i should reinvent a title for my blog like " how to live with an American" from a French point of view. Yes you all guessed: ON A EMMENAGE: WE MOVED IN.... YES YOUPi oh OURRAY!!!!!!!! MAIS PAS SI VITE ( NOT SO QUICK!!!) C EST DUR: IT IS SO DIFFICULT... a daily work and on top he is AMERICAN, please do not take offense but ah la la la....
we have moved in almost a month ago, deja! Upper West Side, should we say very JAPPY?!! heuu bof maybe more like JFP ( jewish French Princess), ok just kidding....
so here we are, moving furniture around, choosing blinds, and MOnsieur needs to be part of everything or in charge of TOUT ( ALL) even the way i put food in fridge has to be under control ( normal if you want it to be kosher!!!) but not with a boyfriend. He is driving me nuts.
Ok i am not easy but PLEASE!!!!!!
A week ago, i went out for dinner with my girlfriends for a change of scenario cuz seeing boxes " partout" all over the place, it gets to you. Anyway, Boyfriend has decided to stay in. So after a nice hot evening, i came home to find my HOMME, sleeping like a big BEBE.
As i walked into the bathroom to take a shower to my huge ETONNEMENT or should i say to my disbelief, i saw clothes on the floor from socks, t shirts and so on, i has the feeling he wanted to leave his personal "touch" and what about one!! AU SECOURS!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
but it got worse as i am about to jump in, i open the shower curtain and then to MY ENORME SUPRISE!! the bathtub was really, lets say colorful, no the more appropriate word will be " HAIRY" an " HAIRY BATHTUB" just of thought of it GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........
I probably spent more than 1 hour cleaning his mess while mister was sleeping peacefully!!! VIE DE COUPLE....
In the morning, i woke up like a nutcase to confront him before he was about to leave for work and then asked him " what happened yesterday? tu es FOU ( are you nuts?!?!). Please hold your seat now: do you know what he told me and i quote " it is ok i would have cleaned as the end of the week the clothes and the bathtub" Entre nous , we were SUNDAY!!! A WEEK, he could have waited a week....
Should i say that my MEC is simply out of his mind or simply a regular " MEC" ( GUY)???
Welcome to my real world.
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